Even if you have too much time on your hands– on say, a long holiday weekend– do not bother to slip this one into your DVD player. Do not, because you’re better off getting bored in any other way than sitting through this movie.
And if you’re anything like me, you’ll give it a chance, but only long enough to know that you cannot intentionally waste your life away, and will therefore, hit the stop button on the remote thirty minutes into the movie.
Yes, gentle reader, this is a review of a movie that I haven’t even half-watched, that’s how bad it was. An utterly idiotic and totally moronic story and acting, if it can even be called that.